Status Update

Facebook would like to share
a rare, lonely fish with
YOU!
which also tastes good
in her special peanut butter
sauce which she accidentally made too much of, maybe
because she was too busy
becoming a fan of switching on all the lights at 3am and laughing
like a maniac and 79 other profiles.
John 3:16 I seriously love
the weather and I love my friends and look a picture
of YOU doing a cartwheel
with your eyes crossed and I NEED
COFFEE!!!!! like I need something
clever, something new, something
borrowed, something blue, blue, that's how I feel
without you lalala, hahaha, jk, jk, I need to get off and study,
I'm so bored so call and we'll do
something, something is funny, something is awesome,
OMG, OMG, rofl, no you're not, liar, watch I can be
even more sarcastic more over
the internet than in real life
time is a vacuum and even the ads brag
SO addicting! SO why so what so
long where's the relationship? Relationship
status! Married to my best friend, dating a rock
star, everyone's awesome, unless they're now single
in which case, you wanna talk
about it, because I'm always here
for you, when all our friendship needs is
a few flicks to the keyboard, I love
you, g2g, ttyl! wave in the hall, but Facebook gives
you those inside jokes, so really, you're better
friends for it. Really! All 274 want to know
because you're so cute and always smiling, at least
in your profile picture, and always ready
to do something crazy, and you can tell, because just look
at all the pages you're a fan of! I'm a fan of you, really,
all your awesomeness and amazingness, and bad
spelling, you're hilarious! Stream of information
artificial happiness by a photoshopped head
Really?